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UrNuckinFuts

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12193
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About UrNuckinFuts : Well, I'm a girl. I love swimming, cheering, hanging with friends, meeting new people and partying! :) My favorite FML user of all time is: every1luvsboners & message me if you want to know more

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

#19296842
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25324) - you deserved it (10186)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by unendowed - United States (Texas)

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

#19293168
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28866) - you deserved it (4906)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37625) - you deserved it (2833)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

#19290632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23650) - you deserved it (7755)

On 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by danny5191 (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

#19290632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23650) - you deserved it (7755)

On 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by danny5191 (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26423) - you deserved it (15191)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

#19287255
116 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

#19286997
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9495) - you deserved it (20596)

On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27083) - you deserved it (6903)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8324) - you deserved it (34471)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

#19238857
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27650) - you deserved it (2168)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

#19238857
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27650) - you deserved it (2168)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

#19238093
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20807) - you deserved it (6888)

On 03/08/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by Anon - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

#19237523
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21340) - you deserved it (6305)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12682) - you deserved it (19410)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States



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