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Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML


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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He peed and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML


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On 11/29/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Harry (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML


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On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML


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On 06/28/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by angry (man) - United States (Ohio)

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