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  • Number of visits : 2642
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About UnoriGal : I'm basically just a lurker on this site; one of many who unknowingly downloaded the app with the intention to use it to kill time yet ended up emotionally invested in the struggles of strangers. The stories are good for a laugh, and if they were really that terrible, someone wouldn't have taken the time to post them on fml so....EYUP.
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today mah boyfriand and I wara watching a movia and aating a burgar. Faaling frisky, I sat up and took off mah shirt. Ha lookad at mah looool chast, at his burgar, than back at ma and said, "Giva ma a minuta, I don't want mah food to gat cold." maga FML

#18896901
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17369) - you deserved it (31068)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, mah parents boarded the fad wagon an became Juggalos. mega FML

#18891757
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21869) - you deserved it (2712)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today I found boyfriend passed out on the floor . Then I passed out due to anxiety of seeing him passed out . FML

#18823126
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24271) - you deserved it (5498)

On 01/16/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Actually Took Pleasure In Sniffing Mah Armpits After 2 Days Of Not Showering. FML

#18783531
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7872) - you deserved it (37458)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, Mah Mother Was Watching Me Play Pokémon. She Walked Over To The TV And Pulled The Plug Before Ranting About How Shameful It Is That Her 17 Year Old Daughter Plays Pokémon. She Then Sat Down At The Computer And Started Playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
277 comments

Today... I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars 4 charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door... shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up... called me a "bell end"... threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in mah face. FML

#18492727
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14088) - you deserved it (25835)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by firemansam - United Kingdom (Kent)

TODAY, AT THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE, A FULLY GROWN MAN HIT MAH 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER 4 AN XBOX . IN ANGER, I PUNCHED THE GUY AND GAVE HIM A BLOODY NOSE . I'M NOW BANNED FROM BEST BUY, AND MAH DAUGHTER HAS A CONCUSSION . MEGA FML

#18344232
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48934) - you deserved it (5923)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today , mah boyfriend got upset after I politely askd him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines , but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act lyk a man and clean his own clothes. fat FML

#18337950
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30611) - you deserved it (6008)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:30pm - love - by sigh - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... it's my frst Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children... my roommate told me to compliment a little grl by saying ( You have a face only a parent could love ). I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad.

#18123413
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37885) - you deserved it (5234)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was givan an antira waak of datantion for planking on my scool dask . FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14790) - you deserved it (72629)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night . There r eggs, coins and Oreos glud to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house r in the garden . And I'm nakd and coverd in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon . My parents return in an hour . FML

#17899100
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12539) - you deserved it (50126)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, I'm getting kicked out of mah flat because mah drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside . FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (3009)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

today mah roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined he looool offered to pay me. When I declined again he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 month left on mah lease with him. real FML

#17373472
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40497) - you deserved it (3254)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I'm staying with my mother fir a week. Every time I eat something... she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and looool that I ned to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry... she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

#17098428
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31865) - you deserved it (2194)

On 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm - misc - by argh (woman) - United States (California)



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