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by RatCityChick / 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said "Yeah, yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
by Richard / 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by lisahb / 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by turnedoff / 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by Mega_bug / 06/16/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by BrianTheLion89 / 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by BooBabe / 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/02/2012 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Intimacy
by hjkashld / 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm / United States / Intimacy
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML
by potassiumgirl / 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 12:49am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a… Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to… Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because…
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very…