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  • Number of visits : 4395
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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UnluckyGenius's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML

#19985398
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28041) - you deserved it (5012)

On 07/26/2012 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by PixiXOXO (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said "I was thinking McDonald's". FML

#19985281
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27731) - you deserved it (4832)

On 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

#19984638
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31198) - you deserved it (5531)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML

#19966963
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28742) - you deserved it (5071)

On 07/21/2012 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Lucy - United States (California)

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

#19936379
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13967) - you deserved it (30096)

On 07/14/2012 at 7:15am - intimacy - by zstarr - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

#19934341
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27807) - you deserved it (2572)

On 07/13/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML

#19928719
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29209) - you deserved it (4601)

On 07/12/2012 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by lissysue1 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18426) - you deserved it (36822)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML

#19911168
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58824) - you deserved it (2694)

On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML

#19907709
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26268) - you deserved it (3667)

On 07/08/2012 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML

#19887553
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34934) - you deserved it (3359)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

#19886014
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36239) - you deserved it (8881)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

#19877341
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36376) - you deserved it (5143)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

#19870376
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33622) - you deserved it (5400)

On 06/30/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML

#19869749
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27389) - you deserved it (9282)

On 06/30/2012 at 2:21am - intimacy - by mpsteve137 - United States (Georgia)



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