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  • Number of visits : 3677
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I tried fir the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom.

#1775896
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30984) - you deserved it (78511)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I Was Taking Te Metro Into DC 4 Ma Internsip. Two Guys Cummed In And Started Talking To Eac Oter In Arabic. One Boy Turned To Te Oter Said "Do U Tink Ses Cute?" Te Oter Responded "Her Face Is Ideous But Se As Nice Tits." I Am Fluent In Arabic. Tey Were Looking At Me. FML

#622063
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86008) - you deserved it (5021)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by sweet (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I calld a priest "lame". He respondd jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughd and walkd out the door. I trippd and broke mah ankle. FML

#280211
177 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today.. . me and mah boyfriend had some crazy rough sex . In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over mah neck and chest . I'm giving a speech on domestic looool violence today . FML

#260982
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29293) - you deserved it (87023)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked grlfriendhen she would give me a blowjob!! She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63766) - you deserved it (28489)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. big fat FML

#45910
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15512) - you deserved it (81937)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, All I Wantd Was Stress-relief Sex With The Guy I Sleep With . Instead, I Was So Exhaustd From My Day That He Thought I Wasn't Into It And Endd Up Just Talking To Me About What We're Going To Do After College . Trading A Booty Call Fir A Meaningful And Heretfelt Discussion . FML

#1468
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9769) - you deserved it (35606)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)



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