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  • Number of visits : 3674
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest an at the same time compliment him, I told him, ( You could do so much better, though. ) After thinking fir a moment, he replied, ( You're right, I could. Never mind, ) an walked away. FML

#21020576
121 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

2day I took mah girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday!! She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she cummed back, she was crying!! When I asked why, she said "I'm on mah period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex!! mega FML

#21016986
171 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found mah taser and used it on him. FML

#20971381
152 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to mah car to get a few things,hen I discoverd it had been broken into !! Nothing of value was taken !! My window was bustd in just 4 a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and mah car ash tray !! real FML

#20833889
140 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 2:54pm - misc - by amayasoma - United States (Louisiana)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping,hen for the frst time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's looool now in hospital.

#20770545
252 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to ( ruin the moment ). FML

#20694473
115 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told mah dad that I broke up with mah first serious girlfriend!! He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry lyk a bitch"!! FML

#20671425
72 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 6:33pm - love - by SteroidPenguin (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I brought girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to parents, until we found mother waving around a wooden sword, and father trying to shove sister into the dryer. FML

#20671220
98 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commentd on what the actors were doing!! I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour!! FML

#20660939
177 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I got ome from work an found ma grlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. Se ended up pusing me onto te bed, an as I lay tere, expecting to be pleasured, se pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas an dressed me in tem. FML

#20632794
159 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today..!! I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend fir the first time!! It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am..!! because when he saw my actual boobs..!! he said..!! ( Aaaaaaand thier gone )!! FML

#20624343
172 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot grl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement!! The look on his face after I proved that ( her ) pictures were fake broke my heret!! FML

#20623794
84 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by sanoria51 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , mah boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time . After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references , I gave up . FML

#20604154
93 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend confessd that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemd genuinely upset, and had confessd right away, I decidd to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really lovd her, I would've been more angry." fat FML

#20596072
161 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 9:27am - intimacy - by notacaveman (man) - Netherlands

I was about to break up with psycho grlfriend!! As I sat her down..!! she told me she wantd to show me something!! She then took off her shrt to reveal name tattood acros her chest!! FML

#20595753
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69696) - you deserved it (7372)

On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)



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