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UnidentifiedFun

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  • Town/Country : Darien, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3006
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About UnidentifiedFun : The last picture isn't me, but I just find it fucking hilarious. It's the cat that bit Iggy Azalea. That said, I enjoy cats (and all other animals)

Some things that interest me:
- Singing/guitar
- hanging out with people I like
- volleyball/tennis/hockey/lacrosse
- many other things, if you wanna find out, send me a message

I respect myself too much to send nudes. If that's all you want, bye Felicia.

xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane, and my Instagram is cecijay10. Optional.

UnidentifiedFun's page activity

Visits<b>Ab19</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 1:37am<b>koganti</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 10:31pm<b>wakkawakka101</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 9:56pm<b>ADBurns</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:48pm<b>fastball1223</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:37pm<b>MethuselahTurtle</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:23am<b>ashley2244</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:38am<b>jtfrisch</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:02pm<b>kovalsky</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 5:45am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 10:54pm<b>Dedebu</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 8:45pm<b>jakers8424</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 5:57pm<b>fatjoeman</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 4:30pm<b>Brunofk7</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 6:39am<b>Liamj774</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:12am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:17pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 8:39am<b>pred8885</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:53am

Fucked!<b>Ab19</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 7:37am<b>fastball1223</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:32pm<b>ashley2244</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:39pm<b>jtfrisch</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 4:54am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 5:35pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 11:26am<b>chris_mates</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 8:38am<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 5:29am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 5:07am<b>Saqib332</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 3:03am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 11:31pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 9:37pm<b>loganswann</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 8:57pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 3:05pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 2:42pm<b>A07</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:55pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:41pm<b>xcarlito615x</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:21pm

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UnidentifiedFun's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

#21310077
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31834) - you deserved it (3520)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

#21303819
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34793) - you deserved it (4206)

On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49401) - you deserved it (3487)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46882) - you deserved it (6117)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

#21248318
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43855) - you deserved it (3612)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

#21248169
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38593) - you deserved it (9794)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41951) - you deserved it (3964)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

#21247589
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39770) - you deserved it (5600)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

#21246638
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21653) - you deserved it (44268)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

#21031501
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48086) - you deserved it (7079)

On 01/18/2014 at 4:45am - kids - by FattestUgliestPerson (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

#21016927
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42421) - you deserved it (16862)

On 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by awkwardpartybear (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42023) - you deserved it (6921)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

#20947507
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35089) - you deserved it (21335)

On 11/06/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44542) - you deserved it (5400)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

#20784911
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23538) - you deserved it (45686)

On 07/15/2013 at 7:36pm - money - by Jer (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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