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Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30695) - you deserved it (2921)

On 05/13/2012 at 5:26pm - love - by soso (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML


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On 03/06/2012 at 6:50am - health - by FootyFoot (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML


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On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML


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On 10/10/2011 at 3:16am - love - by thatgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML


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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML


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On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML


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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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