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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 65
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Umer43 : Im a little moody but a really loving person. And love to spend tim with freinds and family

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Today, I bought a cat. Somehow that cat is now stuck inside my antique piano. I have to break the piano to get her out. FML



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