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Ultimate_No
  • Town/Country : Boston, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ultimate_No : Just a typical high school student barely scraping by. My favorite past times consist of reading, sleeping and spreading finger herpes. Thanks for visiting my profile :)

My favorite quotes:
"Censorship is like telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." - Mark Twain

"You got to be fucking kidding me! What the fuck? I'm not fucking Justin Beiber you mother fuckers!" - Billie Joe Armstrong

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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11630) - you deserved it (51471) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (213750) - you deserved it (73287)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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