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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 March 1996 (19 years)
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About Ultimate_No : Just a typical high school student barely scraping by. My favorite past times consist of reading, sleeping and spreading finger herpes. Thanks for visiting my profile :)

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"Censorship is like telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." - Mark Twain

"You got to be fucking kidding me! What the fuck? I'm not fucking Justin Beiber you mother fuckers!" - Billie Joe Armstrong

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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15242) - you deserved it (58448) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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