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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3329
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Uglyfeet : No need to give me a f**k, I won't give you any... girls, don't creep on me, I hate stalkers and will not be sexting with you. Other than that, feel free to chat if you want to, whoever you are, I'll try to answer as soon as possible. If you're still reading, I wish you a nice day; and be good to people around you, do nice stuff randomly every once in a while! ;)

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Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10600) - you deserved it (1208) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2015 at 12:30am - misc - by Smeagogole - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, I went to visit my mother after many years. Her hoarding has gotten so bad that now the house is entirely filled with junk and garbage, and she is camping out in the jungle of a backyard, cooking on a cauldron over a fire and shitting in the compost pile, with no working heat or water. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (2054)

On 06/25/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by childofcrazy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked in on a raccoon viciously tearing apart a giant bag of dog food, not five feet away from my sleeping dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22548) - you deserved it (1642)

On 06/25/2015 at 1:30am - animals - by wtfkasey - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19738) - you deserved it (16525)

On 06/23/2015 at 4:00pm - animals - by ej6901 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23859) - you deserved it (2066)

On 06/22/2015 at 3:10pm - kids - by vkryss13 - Guam

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26252) - you deserved it (3674)

On 06/20/2015 at 9:59pm - love - by hotheadslav - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20251) - you deserved it (12287)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31101) - you deserved it (4737)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24353) - you deserved it (6215)

On 06/14/2015 at 2:35am - health - by flipflap (woman) -

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33412) - you deserved it (1687)

On 06/13/2015 at 8:42am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27715) - you deserved it (3551)

On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25783) - you deserved it (2903)

On 06/05/2015 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25580) - you deserved it (9795)

On 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm - animals - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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