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Uglyfeet

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UglyfeetUglyfeet
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3748
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Uglyfeet : No need to give me a f**k, I won't give you any... girls, don't creep on me, I hate stalkers and will not be sexting with you. Other than that, feel free to chat if you want to, whoever you are, I'll try to answer as soon as possible. If you're still reading, I wish you a nice day; and be good to people around you, do nice stuff randomly every once in a while! ;)

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Uglyfeet's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

#21463569
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18058) - you deserved it (1229)

On 09/01/2015 at 11:55pm - health - by KenzoBVB - Canada

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22405) - you deserved it (1309)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

#21459659
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12716) - you deserved it (12314)

On 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up early for work. Had my coffee, finished up a report and headed out of my house. Not only was the office closed today, but the silent alarm was on, which is triggered by a door opening even if you use a key. I was startled by the cops searching the building, ran, and got tazed. FML

#21459236
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20081) - you deserved it (5786)

On 08/22/2015 at 8:21am - work - by BryanTazed - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. I can't believe I married this neurotic wreck. FML

#21459202
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21993) - you deserved it (4010)

On 08/22/2015 at 5:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

#21453366
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22151) - you deserved it (1924)

On 08/08/2015 at 1:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

#21450786
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23821) - you deserved it (2119)

On 08/02/2015 at 7:39am - kids - by Wlanla (man) - Romania (Bacau)

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

#21450453
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27929) - you deserved it (1896)

On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23977) - you deserved it (5626)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

#21449227
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (1527)

On 07/29/2015 at 8:57pm - health - by Crap (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27066) - you deserved it (2757)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

#21446242
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (3961)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

#21443301
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25715) - you deserved it (2425)

On 07/18/2015 at 12:08am - misc - by River (woman) -

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

#21443019
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22137) - you deserved it (8755)

On 07/17/2015 at 12:40pm - money - by raquel (woman) - United States

Today, I was standing on a step ladder to reach the batteries on top of my fridge so I could change the ones in my TV remote. My sister thought it would be funny to shake the ladder and see what would happen. I now have a broken leg and a TV remote with dead batteries in it. FML

#21442946
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25141) - you deserved it (1753)

On 07/17/2015 at 8:40am - misc - by damnnn - Australia



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