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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 March 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 17
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Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML


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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML


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