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ULie909
  • Town/Country : So Cal, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 January 1983 (31 years)
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About ULie909 : Dodgers, Lakers, and my lovely Trojans....

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Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57028) - you deserved it (6358)

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