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Tyyeezyjr

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 376
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tyyeezyjr : Studying at Humber College #GoHawks Shy at first but can be goofy af when I'm comfortable, love music, can't go a day without it, Fresh Prince of Belair the best show ever! FML is where it's at xD
Twitter: @tyyeezyjr

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Tyyeezyjr's favorite FMLs

Today, after coming home from a long day at work, I found out that in a house full of 5 adults, some rules still need to be set. The newest addition to the rules: No watching porn and jerking off in the living room. FML

#21466769
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26290) - you deserved it (2052)

On 09/10/2015 at 2:09am - intimacy - by smh - Canada

Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out. And then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML

#21466767
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23605) - you deserved it (2457)

On 09/10/2015 at 1:56am - misc - by Luke - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a notice from the housing association, if I don't water my lawn I will be charged a $150 fine. Yet if I do water my lawn the city with charge me a $150 fine because of the drought. FML

#21463419
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25573) - you deserved it (1524)

On 09/01/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by really? - United States

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34077) - you deserved it (15836)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I moved fifteen stacks of bricks from our store to a customer's van. After I made all that effort, he decided he didn't like the colour of the bricks after all, and demanded a full refund. FML

#21197488
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47441) - you deserved it (3465)

On 07/03/2014 at 3:49pm - misc - by starflares (man) - Denmark (Centre)

Today, I was dismissed from my job at an unemployment agency. In order to receive financial support from the government I need to be cooperating with a job service provider. They paired me up with the same place I was just fired from. FML

#21101310
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41301) - you deserved it (3561)

On 03/31/2014 at 8:43pm - misc - by awks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML

#21101196
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38543) - you deserved it (5578)

On 03/31/2014 at 6:10pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

#20937985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49077) - you deserved it (13361)

On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML

#20937890
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50273) - you deserved it (5415)

On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

#20937522
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58230) - you deserved it (4345)

On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

#20937007
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47434) - you deserved it (3166)

On 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Greg (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

#20935170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49444) - you deserved it (4453)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

#7351107
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30448) - you deserved it (5694)

On 01/15/2010 at 12:07am - love - by hesaidwhat - United States



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