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Tyyeezyjr
  • Town/Country : Canada
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  • Number of visits : 35
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tyyeezyjr : 18. Senior. Shy at first but can be goofy af when I'm comfortable, single hi ladies ;) lol, like to como and eat food , love music, can't go a day without it. FML is where it's at xD
Twitter: @tyyeezyjr

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Today, I was dismissed from my job at an unemployment agency. In order to receive financial support from the government I need to be cooperating with a job service provider. They paired me up with the same place I was just fired from. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36837) - you deserved it (2990)

On 03/31/2014 at 8:43pm - misc - by awks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML

#21101196
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On 03/31/2014 at 6:10pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

#20937985
149 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML

#20937890
111 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

#20937522
135 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

#20937007
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On 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Greg (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

#20935170
172 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

#7351107
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