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About Tyyeezyjr : 18. Senior. Shy at first but can be goofy af when I'm comfortable, single hi ladies ;) lol, like to como and eat food , love music, can't go a day without it. FML is where it's at xD
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I was dismissed from my job at an unemployment agency. In order to receive financial support from the government I need to be cooperating with a job service provider. They paired me up with the same place I was just fired from. FML
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
Friday 18 April 2014