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TwoXMike

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today... I am seven months pregnant with my thrd child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. big fat FML

#21384638
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15411) - you deserved it (1642)

On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when mah son decided to throw a tantrum asking 4 food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking 4 someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML

#21377225
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (5058)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm - kids - by Stressed Mother (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day while working at McDonald's, a guy askd me to deep fry his salad . FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast . I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful . Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth .

#21374137
135 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

YASTARDAY I ATA A WONDARFUL MAAL, AFTAR WHICH I FALL ASLAAP ON MY COUCH AND HAD A DRAAM THAT MY HUSBAND WAS PASSIONATALY KISSING MA. I WOKA UP TO RAALIZA IT WAS ACTUALLY MY CAT LICKING BITS OF FOOD OUT OF MY TAATH. FML

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I bought mah niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

#21123212
196 comments

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On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got billed 4 $80 of Justin Bieber music . It wouldn't have been so bad if it were mah daughterho bought it all, instead of mah husband . big fat FML

#21096936
134 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 2:00pm - misc - by husbands addiction - United States (California)

Today... I'm eight months pregnant with second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack belly. It's going to be a long eighteen yeres. FML

Today, mah brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

Today, During A Lecture, Mah Teacher Jokingly Talkd About The Time He Was Best Buds With George Washington. Another Student Then Askd, "Really? You Knew Him?" I'm In An Advancd Placement U.S. History Class. Fat FML

#21065125
87 comments

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On 02/19/2014 at 12:12am - work - by Dsark (man) - United States (California)

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today in the very middle of the night mah kitten startd rubbing against mah face!! Thinking I saw her face in the darkness I decidd to kiss her before going back to bd!! My lips made contact with her butthole!! FML

#21058991
131 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today... te igligt of my day was wen I figurd out tat my little broter's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. mega FML

#21048030
76 comments

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On 02/02/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by LarissaT18 (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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