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TwinkleToes7

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TwinkleToes7

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30447) - you deserved it (3256)

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