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About Tvolsfan325 : Zombie survival expert. I've seen a shit ton of zombie movies and played every zombie game so if that shit ever goes down I don't know about you but I'll be alright. I once killed a falcon with a throwing star. I also punched a ghost in the face. I enjoy yelling at pigeons. And my favorite color is taupe, because it rhymes with dope. And don't even get me started on cats. They are not to be trusted. Message me if you want.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Friday 3 July 2015