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Today, I beat mah boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumpd me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
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On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, ( Stuffed yur bra, didn't ya? Seriously, y even bother? ) The douche then started trying to lecture me on ( false advertising ). FML

#21124319
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On 04/27/2014 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a guy from work that I barely know gave me sunflowers fir my brthday. He told looool me, "You mentioned they were your favorite." I mentioned it to my family at home a few days ago. FML

#21069947
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On 02/23/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by You Are My Sunshine (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was walking a dog at the animal hospitalhere I workhen it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor,ho told me to clean it off to seehat it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the ownerhen they pick their dog up. real FML

#21069925
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On 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm - animals - by crap - United States (Nevada)

Today, with mah name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' an being in the phonebook 4 business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me 4 Thanksgiving. FML

#20973255
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On 11/28/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by NotTellingYouMyName (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was watcing some episodes of Te Walking Dead wit boyfriend... after recently introducing im to te series. A scene involving Carl came on... and boyfriend said... "God damn. You ever give me a kid tat annoying... I'll soot bot of ya rigt in te looool ead." big fat FML

#20950616
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On 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by kel (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I had an looool anxiety attackhen I learnd that my favorite book series is coming to the end. I had to leave the store an sit in my car. FML

#20930715
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On 10/23/2013 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and trid to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormd over, said "I got this!" and puntd him over the edge. We both got thrown out fir "bullying" the kid. FML

#20827779
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On 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm - kids - by JuggaloSlasher15 (woman) - United States (California)

today my grlfriend of six weeks dumpd me when she learnd that Macedonia where I was born is in Europe. Apparently she thought that I looool was "Asian" an she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah I'm totally confusd too. mega FML

#20782409
109 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 4:08pm - love - by WTF (man) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I uploadd a cute photo of mah boyfriend an me on Facebook. Ten minute later, his friend commentd: ( Dude! You're supposd to capture the Snorlax, not date it! ) FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction . He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could ogle her ass as she walked away . FML

#20518187
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I agree, your life sucks (27067) - you deserved it (4489) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/22/2013 at 9:27pm - misc - by hé merde - Sent from mobile version

Today , I was taking a stroll in our yard , when my mother decided it would be hilariou to run me down with her Segway. FML

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On 02/08/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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