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by anon / 12/31/2012 at 1:13pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2012 at 10:44am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/31/2012 at 6:16am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, my workplace was having a raffle and was giving away a Venus shaving kit. A co-worker won, but instead of keeping it, she walked over and handed the basket to me in front of everyone, said "You need it more" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML
by bpruitt95 / 12/31/2012 at 1:46am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML
by fuckinghicks / 12/30/2012 at 6:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 2:21pm / Germany (Saarland) / Holidays
by imcold / 12/30/2012 at 2:32am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
Today, feeling like I needed to relax, I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2009 at 12:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd… Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said…