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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18591
  • Number of comments : 274
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Tthug : I like college football and dr pepper. I play Xbox. I also like numbers a lot. I hate political correctness. I like offending people for shock value quite often.

I don't like most of the politicians in DC. I don't like pictures of myself.

I was born in 1991. I have a Y chromosome. I live far south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Not in Texas anymore, although Texas is a great place.

I like guns. And fast cars. And Jesus.

Sarcasm is my love language.

I held a black widow in my hand when I was little and it didn't bite me.

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Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33824) - you deserved it (6697)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31361) - you deserved it (3440)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16917) - you deserved it (31335)

On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46281) - you deserved it (4356)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30186) - you deserved it (2938)

On 02/09/2015 at 9:32pm - misc - by LunaCrow (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML


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On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29227) - you deserved it (6087)

On 01/17/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29809) - you deserved it (3684)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to deal with numerous complaints about an employee washing their genitals in the communal bathroom sink. Nothing in the HR manual prepared me for this. FML

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31479) - you deserved it (2879)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by konacoffee17 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33832) - you deserved it (4328)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML


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On 12/04/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by Red (man) -

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31069) - you deserved it (6718)

On 12/02/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by smiles (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31688) - you deserved it (3913)

On 11/21/2014 at 1:11am - work - by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38917) - you deserved it (3517)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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