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  • Number of visits : 1778
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About Tsunami87 : Need your cataracts done? I'm your guy. It's not all slice and dice though, I'm also an actor and singer.

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Tsunami87's favorite FMLs

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML


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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML


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On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

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