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About Tsunami87 : Need your cataracts done? I'm your guy. It's not all slice and dice though, I'm also an actor and singer.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
Friday 2 October 2015