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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1391
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TryptamineDreame : I would like to think the best of me was still hiding up my sleeve. :)

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Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34885) - you deserved it (2607)

On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42350) - you deserved it (3946)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:52am - love - by iheartexes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32619) - you deserved it (4647)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:04am - health - by jamiedevin (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML


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On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

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