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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1962
  • Number of comments : 333
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About TrueTriage : Hey there guess you are wondering who is this frightening blonde dude so here you go! I was born in Alaska and moved to South Carolina for school where I currently am I love to write and play video games as well as just hangout doing about anything especially if anything involves sun, sand, and friends I'm majoring in journalism and have only one major fear that my life will become dull and repetitive some day because to me life is an adventure and should stay one. If you want to ask anything or just chat don't worry I say more than 2 word answers and love to tell stories about past experience :D

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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML


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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML


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