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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my Facebook was hacked. The hacker messaged all my online friends, explaining that "I" was overseas, had run out of money and needed help. Not one person cared enough to respond. I guess the hacker picked the wrong target. FML

#16543597
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31292) - you deserved it (4348)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:10am - money - by Username - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50575) - you deserved it (3729)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11390) - you deserved it (113679)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55812) - you deserved it (4274)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8371) - you deserved it (47984)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19213) - you deserved it (51996)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14827) - you deserved it (43424)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (10951)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

#15933136
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25648) - you deserved it (5152)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:03am - health - by fifthtimesacharm -

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

#15894245
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29001) - you deserved it (2701)

On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84201) - you deserved it (6315)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19234) - you deserved it (29669)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

#15825152
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30673) - you deserved it (2838)

On 04/17/2011 at 7:18pm - work - by sdgsfvbkuhkj (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML

#15781081
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24271) - you deserved it (17674)

On 04/14/2011 at 2:59am - money - by Username -



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