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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1994 (20 years)
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Today.. . I managed to take an entre shower without realizing my socks were on . I washed my feet . FML

#21382179
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21446) - you deserved it (8528)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML

#21379420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29446) - you deserved it (3522)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML

#21369959
82 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10) - you deserved it (8)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

it was the day my catheter was to be removed . The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, an then tried pulling it out . After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way . She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole . FML

#21362632
112 comments

Yesterday... I ordered looool Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg... quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise... they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. mega FML

#21361977
95 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 7:08pm - health - by hatemebeforetheyevenhatch (woman) - United Kingdom (West Dunbartonshire)

Today, I competd in a Tae Kwon Do competition. I came thrd with team in the sparring event. My mum said as a joke, "Were there only 3 teams?" There were. FML

#21361215
51 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 6:21pm - misc - by tom28402 - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, a guy attacked me an tried to steal mah bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to mah husband looool screaming in pain.

#21360466
88 comments

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On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I found out te ard way tat blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
127 comments

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On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML

#21358314
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6) - you deserved it (4859)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)



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