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Triumvirate
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 3935
  • Number of comments : 822
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Triumvirate : Some idiots are so stupid they can't even die until someone tells them to.

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Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML

#14984577
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25254) - you deserved it (4024)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

#14917539
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19620) - you deserved it (3718)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16996) - you deserved it (24308)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17541) - you deserved it (62209)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31180) - you deserved it (8181)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

#14288653
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21476) - you deserved it (6373)

On 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm - money - by ismerf19 -



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