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  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7555
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Triumvirate : Sundown you better take care
if I find you been creeping' round my back stairs

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Triumvirate's favorite FMLs

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22699) - you deserved it (1706)

On 09/22/2015 at 5:40pm - misc - by ForeverAlone - Ukraine

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31037) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27167) - you deserved it (1634)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:33pm - misc - by Schizomaniac (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33907) - you deserved it (3012)

On 07/08/2015 at 10:44am - love - by freshly single (woman) - Aruba

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28046) - you deserved it (2330)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML


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On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML


Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (36408) - you deserved it (7630)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28387) - you deserved it (2757)

On 05/30/2015 at 1:40am - love - by L_lives (man) - United States (California)

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML


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On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML


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On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47435) - you deserved it (2204)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31969) - you deserved it (2762)

On 01/14/2015 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41883) - you deserved it (3113)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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