Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

TrippingOnAcid

Online | Search for a member

TrippingOnAcid

69Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3770
  • Number of comments : 345
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About TrippingOnAcid : I'm not interesting or interested.

TrippingOnAcid's page activity

Visits<b>Kitra555</b> - 6 hours ago<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - 7 hours ago<b>SurfingPichu</b> - 14 hours ago<b>Rul3b00k</b> - 21 hours ago<b>Cloco98</b> - 21 hours ago<b>fukthabs</b> - 24 hours ago<b>saocrates</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 6:00pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 12:35am<b>S13rra01257</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 8:08pm<b>marcmaralou</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 10:48pm<b>TheJm4jEst1c</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 11:19am<b>flupsht</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 11:02am<b>AHSFan</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 10:17am<b>PNiggZ</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 3:13am<b>Ecudaniel</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 1:44am<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 10:46am<b>xSphinx</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 4:51am<b>IceMan11</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 4:03am

Liked!<b>fukthabs</b> - 18 hours ago<b>xSphinx</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 10:51am<b>DJ_Pelco</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 1:47pm<b>DolphinLaser23</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:53pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 4:48pm<b>badmandilon</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 3:01pm<b>mattgainey</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 2:13pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 12:19am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:52pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 11:59am<b>TheLiberalRiley</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 1:52am<b>wnrjoker</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 10:16pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 10:37pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 11:54am<b>amyhope</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 5:32am<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 12:46am<b>Janawa</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 3:07pm<b>pennyprostitute</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 4:54am

TrippingOnAcid's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of TrippingOnAcid's badges

TrippingOnAcid's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3723) - you deserved it (654)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML

#21310760
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27479) - you deserved it (19365)

On 12/03/2014 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

#21308801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32852) - you deserved it (4232)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML

#21287428
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31444) - you deserved it (7812)

On 10/29/2014 at 12:55am - work - by shadysheikh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48041) - you deserved it (3547)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48289) - you deserved it (3994)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

#21247229
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38407) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm - love - by wowzer (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my life is so boring that I started looking through my can of coins and sorting them out by year. The oldest coin I have is from 1963. FML

#21181414
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38302) - you deserved it (8245)

On 06/20/2014 at 1:05am - misc - by Gibbster_ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother told me that I was "made" in the bathroom of the store I work at now. She even pointed out which stall. FML

#21155045
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56318) - you deserved it (5051)

On 05/28/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by wow - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47820) - you deserved it (6596)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML

#21127421
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47187) - you deserved it (6757)

On 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by FMBs (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

#21110643
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43533) - you deserved it (3101)

On 04/11/2014 at 9:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65409) - you deserved it (32759)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I met online. The picture is in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML

#21103818
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45435) - you deserved it (3616)

On 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by kubbyp (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

#21101155
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44093) - you deserved it (7224)

On 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by off to the whorehouse, then (man) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: