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Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31804) - you deserved it (4523)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!

Yastarday, I mat mah naw roommata. I hadn't avan gottan har nama yat, bacausa tha first thing sha said to ma instaad was that sha wantad to hang har confadarata flag on tha wall. I'm black. FML

#21326235
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35536) - you deserved it (4293)

On 12/29/2014 at 12:00am - misc - by okay17 - United States

Today, I was having sex with mah grlfriend. Things got heatd and I yelld, ( Who's yur daddy? ) With a blank expression she replid, ( I don't know. ) FML

#21326143
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30525) - you deserved it (15293)

On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today , I accidentally textd my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16769) - you deserved it (47826)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today,hile shopping with my father , I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opend the door to the men's room , my father yelld that it was the ladies room. I then turnd around and went through the other door,here I endd up getting bitch-slappd. FML

#21322769
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28023) - you deserved it (5536)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by wowdadreally (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had mah midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

#21319606
98 comments

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On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better 4 "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway" , so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
77 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, bieng useles at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend wat he wants fir Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye an said very seriously: "Anal." FML

#21312610
154 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was a bit upset to learn tat my 13 year-old daugter ad a boyfriend. Wen se noticed, se assured me tat I souldn't worry, because "it's just fir sex anyway". FML

#21311570
135 comments

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On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had mah first job interview!! The manager asks me to sell him his pen!! Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street an say, 'Write down yur name'!! He calmly reache into his drawer, takes out another pen an write his name down!! He then looks at me an laughs!! FML

#21287428
79 comments

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On 10/29/2014 at 12:55am - work - by shadysheikh - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stoppd his car an helpd me carry it the rest of the way. I thankd him an he askd me out. I explaind that I was marrid. He grabbd the trash bag an carrid it back to apartment. FML

#21285821
97 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States

2day I gave brth to mah frst child . The frst thing mah husband says? ( When can I hit it again, doc? ) FML

#21280942
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34724) - you deserved it (4329)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to propose to mah grlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split mah head open . My grlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood . An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us . FML

#21280696
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35948) - you deserved it (3592)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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