About Treyzania : Minecraft-addict, cat-lover, programmer, and forever alone. (Grammatically incorrect) - I am a gaming YouTuber. With Vanilla & FTB Minecraft, with a little unskilled Dwarf Fortress. - YouTube.com/Treyzania - @Treyzania - http://treyzania.com/ is my domain, but Heliohost's Johnny server is a piece of crap. STEAM! YOUTUBE!
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Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2013 at 5:44pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by solitaire / 07/20/2013 at 4:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by libraries are a girl's best friend / 07/19/2013 at 5:53pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML
by "people these days" / 07/19/2013 at 4:36pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by cheated / 07/19/2013 at 1:34pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Kat_Styles / 07/19/2013 at 4:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
by dirtythief / 07/18/2013 at 12:01pm / Philippines (Batangas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 5:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
Today, I suddenly started having excruciating pain. My husband took me to the ER, where I waited for three hours in agony to be seen. By the time a doctor got to me, the pain had mostly gone, but it was found to be a kidney stone. I was told, "Next time, don't wait so long." Really? FML
by Orchard / 07/16/2013 at 1:25pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
by Aliiiice / 07/16/2013 at 9:18am / France (Haute-Normandie) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/16/2013 at 12:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lame-o-prof / 07/15/2013 at 5:14pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2013 at 3:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by leeceetaylor99 / 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…