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Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by rapturezz / 06/06/2011 at 3:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
by peaaaak / 06/03/2011 at 6:17am / United Kingdom (Thurrock) / Intimacy
Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML
by Greig / 05/22/2011 at 8:18am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/14/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Louisiana) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Tyler / 05/06/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Chad / 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm / United States / Money
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by woahitbechels / 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
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