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TransitionCovert's favorite FMLs
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by RainCl0ud / 08/27/2011 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Emily / 08/21/2011 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
by leftwardfoil / 08/19/2011 at 2:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 9:00am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by my ears are dying / 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm / United States / Kids
by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
by :( / 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
by John jacob / 06/13/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…