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Traeeee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1487
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Traeeee : Uh, I honestly . Idk what to put in here, But. If you view my profile, message me. unless you're a guy, don't do that. I live in Minnesota, I'm an Aries ♈, birthday April 19th, I'm 20. I Fuck With Fuck My Life. Add me on Snap Chat. Traee.s 👌😁

Traeeee's page activity

Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 1:50am<b>CarmenCnh</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 4:59pm<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 2:22pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 1:26pm<b>michu</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 12:38am<b>Patriots21</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 10:09pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 7:53pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 8:41am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 4:53pm<b>COURT_KING</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 10:06pm<b>kandysnow</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 5:22am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 8:40pm<b>superspy3214</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 3:24pm<b>melons</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 1:00pm<b>charrbee90</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 5:39am<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 11:44pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:14pm<b>luvu12346</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 3:58pm

Fucked!<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:49am<b>kandysnow</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:22am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 1:59am<b>Sky_bishh</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:10pm

Traeeee's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Traeeee's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML

by Emmaraine189 / 04/27/2016 at 10:22pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals

Today, my daughter taught me the literal meaning of "When the shit hits the fan." FML

by WhosGoingToCleanThisUp / 02/26/2016 at 2:52pm / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after our flight got cancelled back home, I called the airline to work out a replacement flight. I sat in hold for 2 hours waiting as patiently as I could. Then, the automated voice says, "There are no available agents. Good bye." FML

by LordBubbleWrap / 01/25/2016 at 12:13am / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

by enya / 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm / Luxembourg / Miscellaneous

Today, I now accept how stupid I was to marry a man whose plans for the future all start with "When I win the lottery..." FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 12:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat: "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

by buttfingers / 12/26/2015 at 12:37pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML

by Anonymous / 12/21/2015 at 4:45pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML

by unemployed-dude / 12/08/2015 at 1:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Work

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy

Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML

by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 2:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

by Wtf / 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm / Love

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

by GiveADogABone / 10/15/2015 at 6:47pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

by Till We Pass Out / 10/03/2015 at 11:30am / United Kingdom (Calderdale) / Health