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TrackGirl19

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TrackGirl19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10662
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫I'm in love with an amaaazing guy ;D
▫I play video games such as minecraft, Uncharted, the Last of Us, Sims, FarCry4, and MKX {message for user if you'd like to play sometime :P}
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫Psychology intrigues me
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 2 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I lovee OITNB!
▫GO CARDINALS!!!
▫Some music I like include The Script, Daughtry, Nickelback, Bruno Mars, Bon Jovi, Eminem, Five For Fighting, Aerosmith, and many many more.▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

TrackGirl19's page activity

Visits<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 12:24am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 10:20am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:31pm<b>jtrizzle93</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 12:43am<b>sevenwondersx</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:50pm<b>brooke_love28</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:36pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:23pm<b>avocado_tree</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:17pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:12pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 11:27pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 10:39pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 5:47pm<b>OmgitsJay</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:38pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 2:54pm<b>sevazilla</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:46am<b>tobylacson0703</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 1:58am<b>da_puncakee</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:45pm<b>lastsinglepanda</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 6:08am

Fucked!<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:52pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 3:44am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:03am<b>Matayaz</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:42pm<b>iAlissa</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:23am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:44pm<b>KatPlaysMC</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:22am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:15am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:43pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 6:28am<b>rylie_shea</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 2:49am<b>energizerbunny23</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:30pm<b>zachsipes</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 7:59pm<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 4:41pm<b>i_love_him_</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 4:40am<b>thanks_guys</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 8:39pm<b>TheNiceOne</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 11:40pm<b>nutmeg_19</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:24am

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML

#21009542
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42717) - you deserved it (3444)

On 12/29/2013 at 5:58pm - love - by RustyRuski (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

#21008001
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44607) - you deserved it (5345)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I was passed over for the promotion I've wanted for 9 months at the fast food restaurant I work in. Who got the job? The 16 year old girl I trained 2 weeks ago. Their excuse was, "She has ambition." I'm going to college for food service management. She failed her drug test. FML

#21001701
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50661) - you deserved it (3831)

On 12/22/2013 at 7:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

#21000308
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46815) - you deserved it (6198)

On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I had to basically ground my own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. FML

#21000259
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43693) - you deserved it (4638)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

#20998964
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52343) - you deserved it (4230)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

#20997770
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48325) - you deserved it (2986)

On 12/19/2013 at 4:09am - work - by wasted time - United States

Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

#20991120
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52153) - you deserved it (8859)

On 12/13/2013 at 10:10am - love - by wth? - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

#20988657
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53619) - you deserved it (3603)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

#20988052
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40116) - you deserved it (20294)

On 12/10/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Bangladesh

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML

#20985487
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44219) - you deserved it (6010)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm - health - by goingtothegym (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56885) - you deserved it (3209)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

#20984796
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51773) - you deserved it (3891)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:19am - kids - by blah! - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML

#20984257
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51293) - you deserved it (4810)

On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML



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