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TrackGirl19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 July 2000 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13456
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of another" -Charles Dickens ✨

▫My name's Brooke.
▫I have 3 cats and a dog
▫XC and Track
▫Die hard Cardinals fan
▫My birthday is 7/10 but FML keeps changing it 😂✌

*PS4 user :)

TrackGirl19's page activity

Visits<b>kaystu97</b> - 4 hours ago<b>Toonice45</b> - 10 hours ago<b>10nachoman10</b> - 12 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 1:52pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 4:10pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 1:29pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 12:44am<b>cokeman666</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 6:14pm<b>B5B0N35</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 3:06pm<b>baileyx7439</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 12:02am<b>Wheelman2178</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 12:02am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 9:06am<b>sammy011</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 12:54am<b>snackfood0</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 4:25pm<b>ButtStallion2k16</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:10pm<b>mialegresley</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 8:56am<b>Hellish_Emu</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 9:32pm<b>hannah_cheers</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:56pm

Fucked!<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 6:44am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 5:27pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 10:01am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 2:10pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 11:17pm<b>brklynzwolf</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 9:05pm<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:52pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 3:44am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:03am<b>Matayaz</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:42pm<b>iAlissa</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:23am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:44pm<b>KatPlaysMC</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:22am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:15am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:43pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 6:28am<b>rylie_shea</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 2:49am<b>energizerbunny23</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:30pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

by BakedBat / 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm eight months pregnant with my second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch my belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack my belly. It's going to be a long eighteen years. FML

by clrichmond2009 / 02/19/2014 at 1:48pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

by thisismyawkwardface / 02/19/2014 at 2:17am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Miscellaneous

Today, a customer at work pronounced the word "Asian" as "Ah-See-Awn" when ordering a salad. I wasn't allowed to say anything. FML

by PaneraSucks / 02/19/2014 at 1:24am / United States (New Hampshire) / Work

Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML

by Dsark / 02/19/2014 at 12:12am / United States (California) / Work

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

by molliciousj / 02/19/2014 at 12:09am / United States (Texas) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, the parent of a student called to ask me about a homework assignment. At the end of the call, she told me that I seem to be losing my "Asian accent" from when she first talked to me in the summer. I was born in the US, grew up in NJ and speak perfect English. FML

by kdubz23 / 02/17/2014 at 5:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML

by unloved cat owner / 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML

by alii2349 / 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals

Today, at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom for them. I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude and ask, so I took a chance. I unlocked the wrong one. FML

by elizabethkalyn / 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm / United States (Indiana) / Work

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

by Anonymous / 02/06/2014 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

by juice723 / 02/01/2014 at 9:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 7:34am / United States / Kids