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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11421
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫In love with an amazing guy 2/11/14 💘
▫I very much enjoy video and board games :3
▫Black Ops III
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 3 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I love OITNB!
▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46402) - you deserved it (9636)

On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom for them. I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude and ask, so I took a chance. I unlocked the wrong one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (5556)

On 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm - work - by elizabethkalyn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46330) - you deserved it (4068)

On 02/06/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46299) - you deserved it (8717)

On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53268) - you deserved it (6621)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML


I agree, your life sucks (47834) - you deserved it (9756)

On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML


I agree, your life sucks (37469) - you deserved it (7941)

On 01/24/2014 at 2:16am - work - by Kenny (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61399) - you deserved it (14984)

On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48920) - you deserved it (5241)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49988) - you deserved it (4782)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by loganHchrist - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52125) - you deserved it (18553)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML


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On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39772) - you deserved it (6101)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:38am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45369) - you deserved it (6563)

On 12/31/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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