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TrackGirl19

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TrackGirl19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10397
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫I'm in love with an amaaazing guy ;D
▫I play video games such as minecraft, Uncharted, the Last of Us, Sims, FarCry4, and MKX {message for user if you'd like to play sometime :P}
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫Psychology intrigues me
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 2 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I lovee OITNB!
▫GO CARDINALS!!!
▫Some music I like include The Script, Daughtry, Nickelback, Bruno Mars, Bon Jovi, Eminem, Five For Fighting, Aerosmith, and many many more.▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

TrackGirl19's page activity

Visits<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:31pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:13pm<b>jtrizzle93</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 12:43am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 4:59pm<b>sevenwondersx</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:50pm<b>brooke_love28</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:36pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:23pm<b>avocado_tree</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:17pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:12pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 11:27pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 10:39pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 5:47pm<b>OmgitsJay</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:38pm<b>kerripjones</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:16pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 2:54pm<b>sevazilla</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:46am<b>tobylacson0703</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 1:58am<b>da_puncakee</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:45pm

Fucked!<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:52pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 3:44am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:03am<b>Matayaz</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:42pm<b>iAlissa</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:23am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:44pm<b>KatPlaysMC</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:22am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:15am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:43pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 6:28am<b>rylie_shea</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 2:49am<b>energizerbunny23</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:30pm<b>zachsipes</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 7:59pm<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 4:41pm<b>i_love_him_</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 4:40am<b>thanks_guys</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 8:39pm<b>TheNiceOne</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 11:40pm<b>nutmeg_19</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:24am

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You've liked someone. How cute!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

#21052599
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45715) - you deserved it (4037)

On 02/06/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

#21046394
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43442) - you deserved it (8253)

On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

#21044971
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52502) - you deserved it (6540)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

#21040159
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46013) - you deserved it (9466)

On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML

#21037915
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36768) - you deserved it (7828)

On 01/24/2014 at 2:16am - work - by Kenny (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

#21028396
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57248) - you deserved it (14011)

On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46004) - you deserved it (4950)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

#21021758
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48920) - you deserved it (4698)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by loganHchrist - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

#21019316
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51455) - you deserved it (18344)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

#21016150
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47324) - you deserved it (8313)

On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML

#21012312
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37814) - you deserved it (5854)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:38am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

#21011242
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42715) - you deserved it (6212)

On 12/31/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

#21010622
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49068) - you deserved it (4991)

On 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm - love - by smokecloud_ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

#21010264
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45286) - you deserved it (23569)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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