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TrackGirl19

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TrackGirl19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10434
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫I'm in love with an amaaazing guy ;D
▫I play video games such as minecraft, Uncharted, the Last of Us, Sims, FarCry4, and MKX {message for user if you'd like to play sometime :P}
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫Psychology intrigues me
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 2 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I lovee OITNB!
▫GO CARDINALS!!!
▫Some music I like include The Script, Daughtry, Nickelback, Bruno Mars, Bon Jovi, Eminem, Five For Fighting, Aerosmith, and many many more.▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 3 hours ago<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:31pm<b>jtrizzle93</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 12:43am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 4:59pm<b>sevenwondersx</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:50pm<b>brooke_love28</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:36pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:23pm<b>avocado_tree</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:17pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:12pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 11:27pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 10:39pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 5:47pm<b>OmgitsJay</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:38pm<b>kerripjones</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:16pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 2:54pm<b>sevazilla</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:46am<b>tobylacson0703</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 1:58am<b>da_puncakee</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:45pm

Fucked!<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:52pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 3:44am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:03am<b>Matayaz</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:42pm<b>iAlissa</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:23am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:44pm<b>KatPlaysMC</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:22am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:15am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:43pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 6:28am<b>rylie_shea</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 2:49am<b>energizerbunny23</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:30pm<b>zachsipes</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 7:59pm<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 4:41pm<b>i_love_him_</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 4:40am<b>thanks_guys</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 8:39pm<b>TheNiceOne</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 11:40pm<b>nutmeg_19</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:24am

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You've liked someone. How cute!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32661) - you deserved it (8036)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29834) - you deserved it (4127)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

#18552373
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51483) - you deserved it (5004)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

#18545148
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21341) - you deserved it (3004)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:31pm - animals - by dogh8er (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28372) - you deserved it (13413)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42441) - you deserved it (9833)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9819) - you deserved it (60357)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML

#18184829
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36182) - you deserved it (2987)

On 11/07/2011 at 3:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30853) - you deserved it (5341)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

#18119295
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34006) - you deserved it (4132)

On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML

#18025150
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27005) - you deserved it (3088)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

#17948133
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48771) - you deserved it (3578)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:27pm - love - by DyingPlants (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26063) - you deserved it (5383)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20675) - you deserved it (44693)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30333) - you deserved it (3939)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States



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