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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11415
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫In love with an amazing guy 2/11/14 💘
▫I very much enjoy video and board games :3
▫Black Ops III
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 3 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I love OITNB!
▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24731) - you deserved it (2379)

On 01/28/2012 at 10:46am - animals - by tannarox - United States (California)

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML


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On 01/23/2012 at 11:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31020) - you deserved it (8024)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML


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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML


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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML


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On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML


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On 12/18/2011 at 2:31pm - animals - by dogh8er (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML


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On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML


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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML


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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML


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On 11/07/2011 at 3:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML


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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML


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On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML


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On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML


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On 10/09/2011 at 11:27pm - love - by DyingPlants (man) - United States (Missouri)

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