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TrackGirl19

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TrackGirl19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9360
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫I'm in love with an amaaazing guy ;D
▫I play video games such as minecraft, Uncharted, the Last of Us, Sims, FarCry4, and MKX {message for user if you'd like to play sometime :P}
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫Psychology intrigues me
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 2 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I lovee OITNB!
▫GO CARDINALS!!!
▫Some music I like include The Script, Daughtry, Nickelback, Bruno Mars, Bon Jovi, Eminem, Five For Fighting, Aerosmith, and many many more.▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

TrackGirl19's page activity

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

#21256116
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43886) - you deserved it (16395)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:33am - misc - by lolwut - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

#21251632
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44437) - you deserved it (3578)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36253) - you deserved it (9050)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

#21249696
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38998) - you deserved it (3719)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48366) - you deserved it (4001)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (9530)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40630) - you deserved it (3832)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

#21246787
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39283) - you deserved it (3374)

On 08/27/2014 at 10:33pm - kids - by That idiot - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

#21246644
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36593) - you deserved it (6869)

On 08/27/2014 at 7:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

#21246638
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21023) - you deserved it (42896)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. FML

#21245756
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42502) - you deserved it (3803)

On 08/26/2014 at 12:22pm - misc - by WTF, guys? - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

#21245733
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42943) - you deserved it (4007)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53357) - you deserved it (10741)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

#21245120
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40662) - you deserved it (3501)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:58pm - misc - by nhyari (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

#21242846
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42519) - you deserved it (2727)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)



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