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TrackGirl19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8504
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫I'm in love with an amaaazing guy ;D
▫I play video games such as minecraft, Uncharted, the Last of Us, Sims {message for user if you'd like to play sometime :P}
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫Psychology intrigues me
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 2 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I lovee OITNB!
▫Some music I like include The Script, Daughtry, Nickelback, Bruno Mars, Bon Jovi, Eminem, Five For Fighting, Aerosmith, and many many more.▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (3995)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I laarnad that whila othar paopla drunk call thara axas, I drunk adopt cats. Savan cats, to ba axact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41046) - you deserved it (9522)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Taday my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call there parents by there real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40583) - you deserved it (3831)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park!! My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning!! FML

#21246787
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38827) - you deserved it (3333)

On 08/27/2014 at 10:33pm - kids - by That idiot - United States (Nevada)

Today... I was woken up by mah wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep... I kissd her back... before quickly opening mah eyes an realising it wasn't mah wife; it was mah dog. FML

#21246644
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (6864)

On 08/27/2014 at 7:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, A Schoolmate I've Always Secretly Hated Cummed Over To My Place To Hang Out. She Found Her Way To My Room And Instantly Noticed My Dartboard, Which I'd Taped A Picture Of Her Face Onto. FML

#21246638
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21000) - you deserved it (42841)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday It's Mah Fourth Day Of Mah Trip To The USA. I've Actually Started Keeping Count Of The Number Of Times People Get Confused Cuz I Was Born In South Africa And Yet Am Not Black. Current Count: 9. Big Fat FML

#21245756
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42458) - you deserved it (3801)

On 08/26/2014 at 12:22pm - misc - by WTF, guys? - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a customar's ordar, whan sha said sha'd battar go 4 a salad, bacausa sha was gatting fat. Sha was actually vary slim, so I told har sha wasn't fat at all. Sha looool took ona look at ma and snortd "Yaah, compard to you, that's 4 sura." FML

#21245733
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42900) - you deserved it (4002)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful fir her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate fir her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

#21245120
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40620) - you deserved it (3498)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:58pm - misc - by nhyari (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

today my parents accused me of bieng secretive. I ave no ideaat tier talking about; all I do is work, go to scool, sleep, an eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell temat's going on. I ave crazy parents, tat'sat's going on. FML

#21242846
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42468) - you deserved it (2725)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today.. . ma girlfriend took our prank war way too far an ad a package sent to me at ome . Confusd.. . I opend it . It containd a dildo an a bottle of lube . I didn't know ma dad was watcing over ma soulder until I eard im coke on is coffee an felt it splas over ma neck . FML

#21241836
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50121) - you deserved it (9131)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I HAD SOME PAINFUL GAS AT WORK SO I TRIED TO SILENTLY EASE IT OUT!! IT WAS SILENT ALL RIGHT; SILENT AN SO DEADLY THAT SOMEONE EXCLAIMED "WHAT THE FUCK?!" MY COWORKER TRACED IT BACK TO ME!! NOW THEY'RE ALL POINTING THERE MINI DESK FANS IN MY DIRECTION TO MAKE A POINT!! REAL FML

#21241122
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37268) - you deserved it (3494)

On 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I WAS HAMMARAD... AN ON MY WAY HOMA I WALKAD INTO A POLICAMAN. MY LOGIC WAS: IF I'M ON THA PHONA... HA CAN'T TALK TO MA... SO I PULLAD MY PHONA OUT AN STARTAD SPAAKING. THA OFFICAR THAN ASKAD MA WHY I WAS SPAAKING TO MY WALLAT. FML

#21240900
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24921) - you deserved it (45507)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of ma collapsad. looool I halpad har up, and I callad an ambulanca whila sha laid down. Whila wa waitad, two taanaga girls walkad past and I haard ona say to tha othar, "I lova how this city just lats paopla tan wharavar". FML

#21237053
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40650) - you deserved it (2920)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand



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