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TrackGirl19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11830
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫In love with an amazing guy 2/11/14 💘
▫I very much enjoy video and board games :3
▫Black Ops III
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 3 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I love OITNB!
▫GO CARDINALS!
▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

TrackGirl19's page activity

Visits<b>hannah_cheers</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:56pm<b>Wheelman2178</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:19pm<b>SixxAM</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 6:02pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:16am<b>Doubledimp</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 4:37pm<b>gingeraleison</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:54am<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 5:10am<b>colton_colton</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 1:17am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 3:27am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 12:48am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 6:28pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 6:12am<b>babyanonymousxo</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 2:15am<b>OmgitsJay</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 10:28pm<b>sanchogrim</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 5:11pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 4:31pm<b>jamaarlove</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 1:05am<b>samrompain</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 3:10pm

Fucked!<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 10:01am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 2:10pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 11:17pm<b>brklynzwolf</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 9:05pm<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:52pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 3:44am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:03am<b>Matayaz</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:42pm<b>iAlissa</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:23am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:44pm<b>KatPlaysMC</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:22am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:15am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:43pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 6:28am<b>rylie_shea</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 2:49am<b>energizerbunny23</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:30pm<b>zachsipes</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 7:59pm<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 4:41pm

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

#21516140
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21296) - you deserved it (2645)

On 01/17/2016 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

#21513338
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22271) - you deserved it (2209)

On 01/09/2016 at 9:07pm - love - by Jack (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML

#21511573
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18297) - you deserved it (5077)

On 01/04/2016 at 10:08pm - work - by Emma (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML

#21507147
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22968) - you deserved it (1936)

On 12/24/2015 at 1:10am - animals - by lolmyfduplife -

Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML

#21503235
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20647) - you deserved it (1719)

On 12/13/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by noodlesandmilk (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

#21495924
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24332) - you deserved it (4186)

On 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by hiitisbrooke - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML

#21491960
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23937) - you deserved it (1588)

On 11/13/2015 at 2:06am - work - by nothowscienceworks - United States (California)

Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML

#21419617
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29088) - you deserved it (2163)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Donewithit (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML

#21417105
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25781) - you deserved it (3313)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by svunimportant - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33936) - you deserved it (3657)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML



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