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Tpracingkg

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Tpracingkg

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8702
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tpracingkg : Diabetes is hell

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today boyfriend cummed over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight . He loves cat , but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him . He yelled at me 4 ( making ) her not like him by ( telling her lies ) . FML

#20910894
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46369) - you deserved it (4747)

On 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm - animals - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I Fell Asleep While Boyfriend And I Were Having Sex. What's Worse Is That He Didn't Even Notice. FML

#20910165
133 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Sleepy head - United States

Today I Introduced Grlfriend To Mom. The Frst Thing Mom Did Was Look At Her Breasts And Mention That No Matter Wat Happens Hers Were The Frst That I Suckled On. FML

#20909928
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50671) - you deserved it (3582)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm - love - by UHM (man) - United States

Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, AFTER 6 MONTHS OF SEX, MY BOYFRIEND SHOWERED HIMSELF WITH PRAISE 4 MANAGING, 4 THE FRST TIME EVER, TO STRETCH THE ACT OUT TO A FULL MINUTE. FML

#20905202
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47059) - you deserved it (5259)

On 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Sooz (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery . FML

#20903440
222 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Ggirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I beggd my friend to sell me her breast milk .

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

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On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally handd grlfriand a portrait of har looool . I'm not tha bast drawar, but I spant waaks on it and I thought it turnd out pratty good . Whan sha lookd at it, sha askd wat kind of dog was it . FML

#20900272
121 comments

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On 09/29/2013 at 9:00am - love - by Laserbeaver (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was all set to loose my virginity to my girlfriend!! I was ecstatic, until she threatend to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her!! The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to loose my boner and have to leave in shame!! FML

#20899471
195 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by :( (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, My Gran Cama Ovar Fir Dinnar, Frhich I Had To Go Grab Soma Supplias From Tha Suparmarkat. I Guass I Should Hava Lockad My Laptop, Bacausahan I Cama Back, I Found My Gran Had Usad My Facabook Account To Proposa To My Now-acstatic Grlfriand. FML

#20897003
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43273) - you deserved it (5870)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by my gran is a cuntwaffle (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
178 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

#20894419
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52911) - you deserved it (5069)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to fine some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is fir is going to be disappointedhen they get mah 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39665) - you deserved it (2740)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Taday while having sex with mah wife , mah Candy Crush addiction hit me full force , and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

#20890032
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (45782)

On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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