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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 633
  • Number of comments : 10
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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13567) - you deserved it (60069)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14204) - you deserved it (60908)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

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