About Toughsky : The first picture is obviously a penguin. The second is a puzzle I finished. The third is a rainbow that appeared on my paper while I was reading.
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Toughsky's favorite FMLs
Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML
by amandanoelle / 10/09/2016 at 2:42am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by JEHR / 10/07/2016 at 3:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by LemonLearn / 10/06/2016 at 4:59pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Lamediseased / 09/29/2016 at 11:07am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Health
by mavrick127 / 09/29/2016 at 10:21am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
by awkward / 09/26/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Fat and Embarrassed / 09/25/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Work
by swee t / 09/21/2016 at 3:02pm / United States (North Carolina) / Money
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
by JAMjessie / 09/20/2016 at 12:54pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I've been recovering for a week from my medically needed circumcision. I'm 30, and they advise you wear essentially a jock strap for the first week to help. It wasn't too bad until I went to take the thing off and it caught a stitch on my manhood. That's the most unique pain ever. FML
by T3kM4n / 09/20/2016 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Health
by XRayXLopez1 / 09/19/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML
by bruh_im18 / 09/17/2016 at 12:18pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML
by Rabite / 09/15/2016 at 10:48am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Transportation
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…