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by Anon / 05/23/2016 at 6:49am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by lohandork / 05/22/2016 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Wandsworth) / Transportation
by hrs220 / 05/21/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I needed the toilet in the night. Walking through my pitch black house barefoot, I felt something squish beneath my heel. Thinking it was a morsel of previously dropped food, I turned on the light to clean it up. My eyes met a twitching gecko body, with a flattened, exploded head. FML
by Kakapo4Ever / 05/20/2016 at 5:01am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
by TotallyDeservedIt / 05/19/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I've been begging my boyfriend to get us a dog for months now. This morning, I noticed he'd bought some toilet paper with dogs printed on it. I asked him if it was a sign. He replied, "Yeah, one you can stick up your ass." FML
by Confession / 05/15/2016 at 10:07pm / Belgium / Animals
Today, I'm still awake from not sleeping last night. The reason? At 2am I was in my garage when all of a sudden someone's phone went off outside. I live in the country and no one should be out there. Looks like I'm not sleeping for the next few weeks. FML.
by countryb_cth / 05/14/2016 at 4:57pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by The_Waffle / 05/14/2016 at 1:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 6:34am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by anon / 05/10/2016 at 9:30pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML
by Failsafe / 05/09/2016 at 10:35am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by seriouslydad / 05/08/2016 at 9:11am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by JustMarried / 05/07/2016 at 5:47pm / Ukraine / Intimacy
by Alex White / 05/02/2016 at 12:50pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
- Today I discovered my first singular gray hair. I am 26 and I've known others to grey even earlier,… Today, I got my new birth control implanted in my arm. The resulting bruise is in the exact shape… Today, I decided it would be sexy and spice up my marriage to give myself a Brazilian wax. Although…