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Toughsky

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Toughsky

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ToughskyToughsky
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1400
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Toughsky : The first picture is obviously a penguin. The second is a puzzle I finished. The third is a rainbow that appeared on my paper while I was reading.

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Visits<b>lexred</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 2:59am<b>RedRiolu</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 1:40pm<b>Sudoc</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 7:05am<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 6:10am<b>C7</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 11:02pm<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:46am<b>idefka</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 7:20pm<b>demix</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 5:40am<b>ncbeach22</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 1:57pm<b>unworthytomato</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 1:08pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 12:40am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:40pm<b>TheOneAndOnly5</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 2:28am<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 2:14am<b>meganu</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 11:28pm<b>Immortal_Toaster</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 9:14am<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 3:21am<b>Alyss4981</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 10:59pm

Fucked!<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 2:50pm<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 4:39am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:52am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:57am<b>yoimtrollin</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:08pm<b>naTOtheBILL</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 4:23am<b>Spentpoet</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:42am

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Toughsky's favorite FMLs

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

#21522994
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18801) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/05/2016 at 4:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while on the tram with my friend, we ended up discussing religion. When we started talking about God, some guy asked us, in a serious tone, to "stop talking about me" because it was really starting to bother him. FML

#21522467
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17591) - you deserved it (2125) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/03/2016 at 10:44am - misc - by DieuEstUnHomme (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, my dad thought it was a great idea to text me and say he decided to put our dog down. I was in the middle of class and still had hours left at school. It's not fun to walk across campus holding back tears. FML

#21522136
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23261) - you deserved it (1421)

On 02/02/2016 at 3:05pm - misc - by wideeyeddays (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

#21521379
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23251) - you deserved it (5045)

On 01/31/2016 at 4:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

#21521010
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21657) - you deserved it (2207)

On 01/30/2016 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

#21520859
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11597) - you deserved it (24578)

On 01/29/2016 at 4:19pm - love - by ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML

#21518868
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24166) - you deserved it (1969)

On 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm - health - by fuckoffgramps (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

#21517155
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11691) - you deserved it (20669)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

#21516668
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20074) - you deserved it (1286)

On 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm - misc - by enya (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

#21516058
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22380) - you deserved it (5053)

On 01/16/2016 at 10:28pm - love - by Roll Tide of Tears - United States

Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML

#21515416
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23230) - you deserved it (1953)

On 01/14/2016 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML

#21515273
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23473) - you deserved it (1636)

On 01/14/2016 at 5:21pm - misc - by notmyfault - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27395) - you deserved it (12978)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

#21514123
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21476) - you deserved it (6174)

On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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