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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1255
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Toughsky : The first picture is obviously a penguin. The second is a puzzle I finished. The third is a rainbow that appeared on my paper while I was reading.

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Visits<b>C7</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 11:02pm<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:46am<b>idefka</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 7:20pm<b>demix</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 5:40am<b>ncbeach22</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 1:57pm<b>unworthytomato</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 1:08pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 12:40am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:40pm<b>TheOneAndOnly5</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 2:28am<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 2:14am<b>meganu</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 11:28pm<b>Immortal_Toaster</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 9:14am<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 3:21am<b>Alyss4981</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 10:59pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:10am<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 11:30pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 8:56am<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:11am

Fucked!<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 2:50pm<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 4:39am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:52am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:57am<b>yoimtrollin</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:08pm<b>naTOtheBILL</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 4:23am<b>Spentpoet</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:42am

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Toughsky's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22317) - you deserved it (4115)

On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12747) - you deserved it (26273)

On 11/12/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by friendless1004 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his tazer at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tazed him for acting aggressively. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27614) - you deserved it (1454)

On 11/10/2015 at 5:15pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19211) - you deserved it (2695)

On 11/03/2015 at 3:04pm - love - by smh - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (1562)

On 11/02/2015 at 10:55pm - misc - by likecomeon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21051) - you deserved it (2713)

On 10/28/2015 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31841) - you deserved it (1826)

On 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/23/2015 at 12:05am - work - by Embarrassed ass. (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28263) - you deserved it (4990)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22959) - you deserved it (1500)

On 10/08/2015 at 10:06pm - misc - by Traveler (man) -

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24693) - you deserved it (2477)

On 08/04/2015 at 3:19pm - animals - by whydoihavecats - United Kingdom

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33269) - you deserved it (4704)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39702) - you deserved it (2009)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

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