About Toughsky : The first picture is obviously a penguin. The second is a puzzle I finished. The third is a rainbow that appeared on my paper while I was reading.
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by ManagerWithoutRespect / 12/05/2016 at 12:14am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I discovered that when my doctor said my new medication "may cause sensitivity to sunlight" what he meant was "sit in total darkness during the day or your skin will feel like its burning off." FML
by ItsGoneForever / 11/25/2016 at 3:58am / Netherlands / Love
by Wanaaa / 11/25/2016 at 2:08am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
by thisisstupid_17 / 11/16/2016 at 9:47am / Intimacy
Today, my mum called me at work in hysterics, saying she had just been arrested and that I needed to get her dog from her house. I had no idea why she was arrested. I hear nothing from her until 1 a.m. when she calls, waking me up. The first words out of her mouth are, "How's the dog?" FML
by CaffeinePlz_24_7 / 11/16/2016 at 9:20am / Animals
Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, 'But aren't we just friends?' We then sat and watched TV. FML
Today, my mom volunteered me to house-sit for one of her friends. This lady has texted me over ten times in less than 24 hours, called me unreasonable for not dropping jury duty to meet with her, and has messaged my mom multiple times to complain about me. My mom already said I would do this for free. FML
by Knittedbirch / 11/13/2016 at 9:36pm / Miscellaneous
by throwinguptears / 11/02/2016 at 10:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I explained to my boss what clickbait is and why it's bad practice to use it when writing online. After my explanation, she ordered me to go ahead with it, saying it's "exactly what we need". This person is the marketing communications director for a major multinational company. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
by cheekymonkey97 / 10/24/2016 at 12:48pm / Intimacy
by cereal stepper / 10/23/2016 at 5:42am / Miscellaneous
by pantless / 10/23/2016 at 5:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML
by amandanoelle / 10/09/2016 at 2:42am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he… Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where… Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great…