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- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of…