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TotallyTrudy
  • Town/Country : Nashville, United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TotallyTrudy : I ❤ cats. Microbiology major. Vanderbilt University 2016.

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Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

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On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML

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On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML

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On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

Today, it seems to have got to the point where I take fleas off my cat so often that I now have dreams about finding the biggest and most perfect flea. FML

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML

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On 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm - animals - by crap - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mum decided that having the flu and being too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom is a valid excuse to shit in a jug instead. 5ML

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On 01/24/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

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On 01/17/2014 at 11:24am - health - by crap - United States (Ohio)



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