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Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2009 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2009 at 12:20am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by yourmom / 06/16/2009 at 12:06am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…