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Toriahh

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Toriahh

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ToriahhToriahh
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 755
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Visits<b>Artigedude65</b> - yesterday at 9:34am<b>medic8</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:20pm<b>mostmontoya</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:05pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:54pm<b>Soopavillian</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 10:14am<b>qwerty6543</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 4:01am<b>paravoz</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 2:11am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:01pm<b>alfonze07</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:06am<b>Loewe90</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:19am<b>Wondermage</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:33am<b>pikon</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:28am<b>IJG2000</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:28pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:04pm<b>navygirl96</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:46pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:15am<b>LastResort318</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:58am

Fucked!<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:01pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 9:05pm<b>tournamentdecide</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 5:14am<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 2:49pm<b>coaches</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 6:34pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 11:05pm<b>whatshisname1066</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 7:31pm<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 6:26am<b>Slaught000</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 12:19am<b>jessiejamesp</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 7:46am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 8:06pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 1:31am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 5:51pm<b>RA91</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 10:32am<b>superwolf33</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 8:12am<b>bobdlawr</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 4:23pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 4:06pm<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 9:34pm

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What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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Toriahh's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32269) - you deserved it (4402)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

#20849456
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35126) - you deserved it (2481)

On 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by never thought I'd say that (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26916) - you deserved it (1942)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)



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