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TordNorski

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 November 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7351
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About TordNorski : Wanted in 127 galaxies for coercion, extortion, distortions, extinctions, desertions, perversions, illegal insertions, invasions of nations, a space tax evasion, commotions, explosions, and loitering.

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Visits<b>DemonicOtaku101</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 3:38pm<b>misfit_14_</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:47pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 3:11pm<b>AudiTM</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 1:48pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:57pm<b>MrConcise</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:55pm<b>mcilduff</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 8:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 9:14am<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Scorpio01</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 2:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:57am<b>Cavenyanson</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 1:09am<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 12:26am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 11:29pm<b>lukian</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 5:40pm<b>dmo4</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 11:12am<b>AikoRose</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 12:33am<b>NoYesNoYesNoYes</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 8:58pm

Fucked!<b>DemonicOtaku101</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 9:38pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:57pm<b>Cavenyanson</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 7:09am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 5:29am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 6:13am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:10pm<b>myoukei</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 7:41pm<b>coraline123c</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 8:53am

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TordNorski's favorite FMLs

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26663) - you deserved it (1188)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML

#21522710
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20767) - you deserved it (2635)

On 02/04/2016 at 9:13am - work - by LL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML

#21522371
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22342) - you deserved it (1409)

On 02/03/2016 at 8:33am - health - by Ishikur (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

#21521010
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21700) - you deserved it (2207)

On 01/30/2016 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

#21520327
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23232) - you deserved it (1561)

On 01/28/2016 at 3:39am - animals - by sweetie808 - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was taking a dump at work. I had my two-way radio attached to the back of my belt. When I stood up and pulled my pants up, I managed to send the antenna straight up my butt. FML

#21520186
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20100) - you deserved it (4400)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:29pm - misc - by poopsicle (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

#21516668
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20083) - you deserved it (1286)

On 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm - misc - by enya (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML

#21516448
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16471) - you deserved it (7159)

On 01/18/2016 at 12:18am - health - by 221bcompanion - United States (Ohio)

Today, I almost died. My friends dragged me unconcious, hypothermic and half-drowned out of the sea. A helicopter took me to the hospital where they brought me back to life. My family's reaction? "You aren't dying so we don't have to come to the hospital." They wouldn't even bring me clothes. FML

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

#21514669
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24339) - you deserved it (1545)

On 01/13/2016 at 8:56am - love - by Angel (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML

#21512319
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19975) - you deserved it (1824)

On 01/06/2016 at 10:38pm - animals - by cat lady - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML

#21511737
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25719) - you deserved it (1735)

On 01/05/2016 at 10:04am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

#21510678
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (22379)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I drove my friends two hours to see a tourist attraction I had been talking up for months. It burnt to the ground last week. FML

#21509674
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21277) - you deserved it (2153)

On 12/31/2015 at 6:50am - misc - by DriveNowhere - Australia

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

#21509223
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24592) - you deserved it (1885)

On 12/29/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by NeverLookingAgain (woman) - United States



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