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Topasofmagic

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Topasofmagic

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  • Number of visits : 4714
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Topasofmagic : Hi, I'm a girl who suck at giving good arguments and have quite a short temper. I love animals (except for small spiders). I also like the nature, (love) food (sometimes to much), riding, anime and old death metal and rock.
Another thing I'm interested in is equal rights. But I'm not a feminist psycho, I'll probably laugh my ass of if someone comes with a good chauvinist joke.
Anyway... I'm an atheist with believing parents and at least 10 priests in the family tree, but the thing that irritates me most about it is that most of the believers in the tree are scientists or highly educated, so there we come to what I said in the beginning, they all beat me in my arguments.

My username is my dogs birth name(yeah, we got those in Sweden -_-'), whom I dedicated my profile pic to. Just thought it was relevant, maybe not interesting, but relevant! ^_^

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Topasofmagic's favorite FMLs

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML

#21289257
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34649) - you deserved it (2159)

On 10/31/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

#21287570
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39194) - you deserved it (3916)

On 10/29/2014 at 9:09am - kids - by NoColor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML

#21285126
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35254) - you deserved it (7798)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

#21283288
132 comments

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On 10/22/2014 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by BadLuckLad (man) - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML

#21275066
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31496) - you deserved it (14492)

On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

#21270163
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43311) - you deserved it (3656)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML

#21270023
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29245) - you deserved it (3357)

On 10/03/2014 at 7:29am - work - by whydoidothis (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30234) - you deserved it (3835)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

#21267077
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33308) - you deserved it (3934)

On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

#21265865
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36238) - you deserved it (4137)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML

#21262936
110 comments

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On 09/22/2014 at 2:45am - health - by thebrokentardis (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40771) - you deserved it (5691)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41119) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)



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