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by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my dad gave me the sex talk. After telling me all the stuff I already knew, he told me never to use Durex condoms. He said, "They break a lot. That's the only reason you're around today, really." then chuckled to himself. FML
by accident / 02/14/2014 at 5:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by khfhjfsb / 02/04/2014 at 7:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by freed / 01/29/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by neighbor / 01/26/2014 at 8:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by fappy dog / 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML
by anon / 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm / United States / Love
by Wtfbro / 12/24/2013 at 3:30pm / United States / Love
by back to creepers / 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Geek
by Crystal_Nicole / 12/14/2013 at 12:05am / United States (Kansas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm / United States / Money
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…