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About Tommy : An artist, specializing in dark photography.

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Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather wierdly an the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML


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On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today , mah boyfriend and I were choosing animal that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked himhy , he said it was because of mah stretchmarks.


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On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah boyfriend and I decided to have our frst "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions and hooked up mah cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by awkwardgayboi (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled mah name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it an assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 an a graduate student, they're six an mentally challenged. Guess who was right? big fat FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleanerhile I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 11:24am - intimacy - by hoovered (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I went to surprise mah boyfriend in the shower. I opend the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretendd I was looking fir mah hairbrush. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

yesterday I fell asleep on the train , totally wipd out after last night's party , which involvd lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me , so I smild at him. He turnd to his father and said , ( Daddy , the farting man has just woken up. ) FML


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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

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